Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Kinky Wear: "Spank Me" Edition

Remember CafePress and their custom-kinkyfiable Valentine's Day panties? :D

Well guess what!! I finally had the courage to custom-make my own pair of "Spank Me" panties, for use on particularly special occasions...

They have arrived, and I have since tried them out, of course, much to my own customer satisfaction : )

It takes a certain amount of chutzpah, I found out, to actually wriggle into a pair of these all-too-provocatively forward knickers before going to meet someone for the very reason, no less, of carrying out their proclamation... but all for the better, right?

I am very glad to have them, and highly recommend them to any spankee who may be willing to exhibit a small amount of daring adventurism! :D

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Foiled by Flip-Flops

On this fine summer weekend, I thought it might be worthwhile to offer a spank-related word or two to the kinky wise. They say we learn something new every day. Well, here are a few things I've definitely learned this week:

1) If you are determined to drive out to meet a spanker, especially if you are going to drive for an hour or more, read your directions very carefully. Driving for half-an-hour through peanut-butter thick traffic in the wrong direction at the start of your journey will probably not only make you late, but, as I found out myself, get you spanked all the harder. (Which, for some, could actually be a very good thing! But, add a bath-brush to the equation, and that's where you have to start seriously weighing your options...)

2) Speaking of bath-brushes... Unless you are very very certain that you want it used on you, don't, whatever you do, indulge in a silly moment of fancy and decide to bring a bath-brush with you to a spanking (I can say this with the double wisdom of having been silly enough to do this twice this week... :D) They will see it, their eyes will light up, an they will not rest until they have thoroughly convinced you never to let that brush see the light of day ever again :D

3) Should you, in fact, decide to disregard 'bit of spanking wisdom #1' and run late, it would be a good idea, at the very least, to refrain from allowing yourself the comfort and fashion of wearing flip-flops. :D Summer heat or no, if your spanker has easy access to snatching the light-weight, paddle-shaped shoes off your feet, especially after having already been provided with the handy excuse of your lateness, he/she will spank you with them -- both of them, in turn -- much to your own chagrin. There's something rather illuminating and highly embarrassing about being spanked with the shoes off one's own feet... : )

All-in-all, let me say in seriousness, following (or not following...:D) these few bits of advice will help to make a highly satisfying spanking experience :D Just ask the gentleman who was kind enough to have inspired this post by taking me over his knee in the not-too-distant past!

Thank you, my dear friend, and thank you all for reading!! : ) Happy spanks!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Partner in Crime

Sometimes, it can be a little overwhelming to step into new or slightly stressful situations alone... : ) especially if you are a shy spankee, and happen to be stepping into a situation which involves anything at all to do with spanking, or overcoming shyness, or managing mischief in hopes of getting caught, etc...

Not to mention, having the company of a partner in crime (aka innocence) always makes for an enjoyable experience, for all parties involved.

You can stick together and offer helpful defenses for questionable behavior, or choose instead to playfully throw each other under the bus, so to speak... :D You can offer and receive comfort or encouragement -- you can hold hands and take your spanking together, or standby each in turn to show your support by watching, perhaps commenting, perhaps mentioning how much you can see, or how hard (or, if you're feeling mischievous, how light) you think your poor friend's spanking seems to be...) ;D

(Artwork by Igor & Andre, not linking to avoid unwittingly shocking the alluring artists)

All-in-all, I think it would be a very special experience to share these kinds of endeavors with a like-minded "partner in crime."

The presence of a friend who is willing to share such kinky adventures also tends to help you both ease into potentially daring activities, which might be infinitely more difficult to undertake as a single entity, unaided and out on a limb...

Take, for example, the lovely pair below -- how sweet of them to offer each other such support :D I know that I would definitely appreciate a friend's help, if I happened to find myself in a similarly compromising situation... wouldn't you? : )

Thursday, June 17, 2010

St. Trinian's School for (Bad) Girls

Has anyone ever seen this movie?!? : )

As terribly interesting as it looks, I think I have been able to discern from its IMDB description that, in fact, no wayward girl finds herself in the Headmistress's study having to bend over and lift her skirt for the cane, nor does the film seem to feature any form of corporal punishment whatsoever... (for if it did, would that not be one of the very first plot-points mentioned in its description??) :D

But isn't it fun to pretend, anyway...?

By the way, never have I ever fantasized about being spanked by Colin Firth... I swear :D

Monday, June 14, 2010

Peter Rabbit Gets the Switch

Recently, I had the pleasure of breakfasting with a couple of lovely kinky lady friends of mine, including the delightful Miss Pink, of The Pink Report :D

One of them happened to be very fond of blueberries (a delightful breakfast food), and happened to mention the fact that she had just planted new berry bushes in her back yard.

What does this have to do with spanking, you might ask?

Well I'll tell you -- this is how my mind works (although I neglected to tell my lady friends at the time, as the conversation moved on to other matters) -- upon entertaining the thought of blueberry bushes, I was reminded, right there at the breakfast table, of the childhood cautionary tale, Peter Rabbit. Why? Because this is the same tale that always comes to mind, whenever I stumble upon the thought of any type of berry-picking... :D You'll understand once I explain a little further:

Peter Rabbit and his three sisters, Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail, are told by their mother that they can go berry-picking down the lane, but to stay away from Mr. McGreggor's farm, because of the dangers lurking there for young rabbits such as themselves. Once she'd buttoned up their jackets and sent them on their way, "Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries. But Peter, who was very naughty, ran straight-away to Mr. McGreggor's garden." (Why does it always have to be the boy who is the naughty one??)

According to Beatrix Potter, during this first visit to McGreggor's farm, Peter gorges himself on the farmer's crops, and then promptly gets himself noticed by the farmer himself, who chases the young rabbit relentlessly through the farm, causing Peter to lose not only both of his tiny shoes, but his blue jacket as well.

Narrowly escaping, he goes hopping back home to his mother, who puts him to bed without any supper for losing his clothes, coming home so late, and, she suspects, for going into Mr. McGreggor's garden.

The real fun begins, however, the next day, when Peter's cousin Benjamin convinces him to go back into the garden, in order to retrieve Peter's jacket and shoes. While there, the two rabbits get themselves trapped under a basket with Mr. McGreggor's cat, who knows they're there, staked out on top, waiting for them to try to get out. Meanwhile, Peter's mother goes to find Benjamin's father, a formidable gentleman rabbit complete with his very own waistcoat and pipe. Upon hearing that both young boys have gone missing, Benjamin's father decides to go looking for them himself, with a pretty good idea of where they might be...

Lo and behold, he finds them, and after epically fighting away the cat in a hare-raising large-rabbit vs. fussy-feline battle, proceeds to dish out his displeasure at the boys' foolish actions.

As you can watch for yourself here,
the no-nonsense, fatherly gentlemen decides to punish his own son first, and even in this lovely animated childrens' tale, we hear the switch biting down through the air, eliciting cries from Benjamin as he feels each sting. Peter's switching is shown on screen, and, although a little quicker than his cousin's, is clearly meant to make an impression.

Contrite and clearly intimidated, the two boys are then directed out of the garden and lectured all the way home.

I wonder if either of them ever gained back the courage to enter the garden unaccompanied, again? :D

Friday, June 11, 2010

Adobe Schoolgirl

Ahh the woes of a constantly kinky mind... =)

One fine day, I was happily left to my own devices with a certain illustration program made by Adobe (which will remain unspecified here to shield any would-be vanilla googlers of the program from undue shock... :D)

And, look what came out!

A somewhat inappropriately dressed yet still innocent, side-smiling yet still apprehensive, be-skirted, pig-tailed school girl.

Being a complete novice with the program, I had to play around with a few things, and of course she isn't perfect... But who is? And anyway, if she were perfect, there wouldn't be much need to spank her, would there?! (Alright, there would be, but let's just pretend...) :D

Why did this particularly spankable schoolgirl happen to be what my inner-artist was channeling in that moment (and every moment)? I think we both know the answer to that question...

:D:D And now, in honor of channeling your own inner kinky creativity, I hearby proclaim: go get your art on!! Happy spanks, everyone! :)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Spanked in Uniform

Alright, perhaps not the type of uniform one might generally associate with spanking...

But a uniform, none-the-less :D

Having just walked in the door from work, where a uniform is required, I was promptly marched out to the "woodshed," bent over a work bench, and spanked, still donning my logo-ed work polo (if not my pants, for very long...)

I couldn't help but allow a fantasy of getting spanked at work to blossom in my mind... Of course, it would never happen, nor would I actually want it to, but, perhaps in an alternate reality... :D

What is it about being spanked in a uniform? Sure, there are the stereotypical (and oh-so-sexy) outfits for prescribed roleplay (which is a-whole-nother discussion in itself :D), and the schoolgirl uniform is a rather wide-spread trope for the adult world of deviant frivolity, but is it more than that?

Something about being told to wear a certain ensemble of clothing, in preparation for a spanking, perhaps?

Uniforms and dress codes are generally enforced more for public rather than private reasons -- perhaps it's a little bit of a thrill to bring a taste of public life into the scene?

A uniform also tends to signify one's membership in a certain larger group, whether it is classmates at a boarding school or teammates on a sports team or simply mateys on a pirate ship : ) -- maybe it's something about the knowledge that even though you are just another member of this group, you are somehow singled out (for punishment, perhaps?) from the rest, and thus become "the one who got spanked..."

For me, it was all of that and more put together :D

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Obvious Implement

Whereas some spanking implements may be readily hidden in public, such as belts, hands, whippy school canes that are so bendy they can be concealed in backpacks... : ) Others are just not quite so inconspicuous...

Take my partner's new reinforced leather paddle, for instance:

A little forward, wouldn't you say? :D

Every time I see it the word flips on that switch of electricity in me (a switch with which I'm sure many of you are highly familiar...)

The letters are actually cut-outs in the leather, and the wine-red material underneath is actually a nice velvety cloth, which gives the paddle a kind of high-class, luxurious look... Throw in the convenient leather tie attached to the handle and you've got a novelty item!

And, not to mention, it feels nice, too... :D:D