Spankopoly!

Much like the spanking coloring books for which I have heavily advocated in the past, it is my strong opinion that the world needs more kinky boardgames. :D

Take Monopoly, for example:


One of your very classic American boardgames. The thing about Monopoly is, it is (for some reason) far more likely that you will land on the "GO TO JAIL" space, as opposed to the "FREE PARKING" space, or the "GO" space, both of which are also placed on corners of the board, and both of which provide you with a substantial amount of extra money every time you land on them. (Whereas the Go To Jail space pictured above merely imprisons you for a maximum of three turns, and causes you to miss the chance of landing on Free Parking entirely...)

Therefore, I propose that, since "GOING TO JAIL" seems to happen more often (aided, of course, by cards that you can pick up which also send you to jail), we make this portion of the game far more interesting.

Instead of jail, for instance, how about this alternative?--

Don't you think this might add a bit more spice to such a traditional family game? :D And of course, the cards sending someone to jail would have to reflect the change as well, along with the "Get Out of Jail Free" cards... Perhaps, "Get/Give Another Spanking Free"? :D

Suddenly, landing on the "GO TO JAIL" space so often wouldn't be as much of a downer... In fact, I might even end up trying to cheat just to get there...! : )

After a bit of poking around, I've discovered that the folks over at American Spanking Society seem to have already gotten this whole game figured out! The version of Spankopoly featured in one of their posts from spring of last year looks quite intriguing :D I wouldn't mind getting in on a game or two of that edition!!

Meanwhile, I will be taking a look at our bookshelves of boardgames, and brainstorming more ways to roll the kinky-game movement forward...