Law Enforcement

With a recently acquired shiny new car (seems to be kind of a rite of passage in western societies, although admittedly mine is rather later than average...), I have been experiencing much more opportunity to exercise my mobility muscles! =)

Along with this new-found ability to drive everywhere, however, comes, inevitably, more chances of getting caught in forgetful, mild fudging of traffic laws... I would never do it on purpose! Honest! But, statistically, my chances of getting pulled over do increase with the corresponding increase in my time spent driving. So, unfortunately, I have now been pulled over twice by two different cops since the recent addition of a vehicle into my life.

Now, we are entering into the realm of fantasy, because the reality of the abuse of power is no joke and not a desirable phenomenon at all... But it can make for some rather nice day dreams :D


In my version of events (much like a 2009 version of the above drawing by Dan DeCarlo), when I was pulled over in the middle of the day on the side of the highway for doing 85 in a 70 zone (that's MILES per hour, for those across the water :P), the officer was every bit as nice* as he was in reality, but not without a certain courtesy from me in return... He would only be nice about lowering the monetary and reputationary consequences of my speeding ticket if I would consent to being spanked for it, right there, right then, on the side of the highway...

In my version of events, the kind officer was even kind enough to utilize the semi-privacy offered by my car and spank me on the side not directly facing the roaring traffic of mid-morning.

In my version of evens I got precisely what I wanted (although not without an inordinate amount of embarrassment at the locus of the event...) and didn't have to feel bad about how very nice this officer was being -- needless to say, I never even got out of the car for so much as a sobriety test (being completely sober), let alone for a road-side spanking.

Ah well :D One can dream... :D

*It was my first ticket, and he said he was going to "let me off" with a ticket for 5 over on the highway instead of 15 over on the highway, which wouldn't put any points on my driver's license, but would still cost a pretty penny...

Birthday Fun :)

How much fun are kinky birthday parties!? :D Well, let me highlight a few aspects, and you can decide for yourselves...! : )

Firstly, we kicked off the kinky part of the evening with me over the birthday boy's (man's) knee, taking his spanking. The whole party's attendance was lifestyle friendly, and *all* of them were watching. Not just sitting around nearby chatting, but actively participating -- *counting* for him, none-the-less. You would have been able to tell who held what sentiments in the room: all of the submissives/spankees were trying to raise their voices over the dominants/spankers, who were trying to count like, "1... 1... 1... 2... 2... 2... 2... 3... 3..." or else starting in rounds so that when half of the room got to count 5, the other half would try to start over again at 1... :D Luckily (or unluckily?) the subbies were able to stay on track and I did end up with the correct number, plus one to grow on (even though it wasn't *my* birthday!).

Definitely luckily (and *not* unluckily), I was allowed to keep my clothes on *phew!* Because in that kind of crowd (at least 12 other people), even though they were all kinky, I would have been absolutely mortified to be wearing anything less... I was in pink shorts with the name of my school screen-printed across the seat -- the only piece of clothing I own with writing across the butt like that -- I've always been self-conscious about drawing that kind of attention... :P

I was over his lap with my hands clutching the leg of the chair and his thigh, and both of my feet off the ground, knees bent. He was in a straight-backed, armless chair smack in the middle of the room *blush* I could see people out of the corner of my eye arranging themselves to get a better view... He used a wood-enforced leather strap -- quite pliable but still stingy and thuddy at the same time... :D

Because of the company, you can imagine that I wasn't the only one to receive his birthday spanking...!! : )

After he finished with me, and I slipped off his lap, kneeling beside him with my face buried in his thigh while the room clapped and cheered, another girl's name was called out as the rightful recipient of a second spanking. Although she had experienced a great many different kinds of implements and chains and benches and levels of pain that I can only imagine, she'd never had an over-the-knee spanking before, so her mixed apprehension and curiosity were quite apparent to the room. As she and others had done for me, I struggled to keep my counting voice above those who would cause her to get far more than the allotted number of spanks, and just as good always triumphs over evil, we won in the end :D

The rest of the night was full of kinky fun, but that's a story for another day...!

Be well and happy spanks! :D